Total Medals Earned: 1,861 (From 243 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,475 Points
Medals Earned: 9/23 (135/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/13 (150/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/500 points)
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Medals Earned: 10/25 (125/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/160 points)
find and kill a miniboss
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 16/19 (265/395 points)
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Reach the maximum level.
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).